Thursday, May 24, 2012

NORTH POLE VILLAGE

South East side of the North Pole Village. You can see the "Coal Mine" for naughty children. Near by is the "Rock Candy Mine".  We have separate mine entrance now because a few years ago the elves brought up a supply of 'Rock Candy" but when they bit into it, we found out they were diamonds. The Tooth Fairy was very busy at the North Pole for a few months.
Loading up one of Santa's sleighs. He has eight. One for each continent and spare. This way, while Santa is delivering toys, to let's say Europe, the elves are loading another.
This is the garment district where elves clothing is made, not to mention Santa's suit.
On the right you can see our light factories where "Brite Lites" and other X-mas lighting is made. The white building above them is the Polar Bear club. They hang out there, tell stories and drink Coke.
The white ice castle is our meeting hall for foreign diplomats to find out if their country is on the naughty or good list. We had a lot of coal there last year. To the right of it is our Town Meeting Hall where we meet once  a week and discuss production problems and other matters affecting the daily routine at the North pole.
These are our X-mas decoration factories where they make ornaments, garland, tree toppers, etc.
The factories seen here are our "March of the Wooden" toy soldier factory, our "Puzzle factory, and our Acme Toy Factory (which has to be rebuilt every day...sometimes twice a day). To the left of the Toy Soldier factory is our "Jack-in-the-box" factory.
This is our original lookout bldg. To the left is the original house Mr & Mrs Claus lived in. But like most women, she wanted a bigger house, so Santa built the one next to it. The original one is used as a guest house for guests like the Tooth Fairy, Mother Nature, Father Time, Easter Bunny. (Jack Frost used to stay as a guest but a few years ago he tried to take over the North Pole.
This is part of Elf Town where the elves relax and dance, go to the movies (after X-mas "The Lord of the Ring" was playing. Their cousins the Hobbits were in it.)
This is some more of Elf town. The Elves actually live in cave condos underground that Trump built. Real nice ones.
This is the "Disney" factories area.
You can find "Cars" there, and Mickey's club house. Tinkerbells house is there too. That yellow sack is filled with Pixie Dust and whenever a new reindeer is born, they get dunked in the sack. This is how Santa's reindeer fly.
These are the Disney "Mickey Ear and Watch" factories. You can also see the factory where Hot Wheels are made.
These are several more toy factories.
The weather vanes on these buildings spell out "Santa Claus"
These are our sweets and baked goods factories.
In the top middle is our Nuclear plant" It also powers our "shield of invisibility" whenever a plane gets too close and we need to go to Elfcon 5.
Toy factories: trains, Sesame Street, Crayola Crayons, board games.
Lego factory complex.
You can see our Playdoh factory and above it our Doll House factory.
Another view of "Toy making" factories.
This is our radio station "KOLD" (okay, so elves aren't the greatest spellers.
Fake Snow, tinsel, glitter, tree topper factories.
Close-up of ice castle.
view of supply train leaving to deliver Christmas decorations.
Santa's sleigh design studio and "Sleigh Wash". The third building is where the reindeer supplies are kept.
On the extreme right you see a newborn reindeer getting elementary school training from one of the senior reindeer's (usually Comet) Next is "Middle School" where they are taught to carry the weight of a rider (sometimes Santa takes a quick spin to a destination to check things out). Then they go to high school where they learn to pull a sleigh. If they pass they get to join one of Santa's reindeer teams. Now let me tell you, reindeer live for 1,000 years and they have 8 generations of reindeer. Santa names those who pass school with their parents name. So all the reindeer are called by the names of the original team (add a first, second, etc. after name) Thiose who don't pass still work out at the pole but have names like "Chet".
"Merry Christmas" to all.
Hers on the lower level are the "Welcoming Center" where you get information and warm clothing (so you don't become an icicle) Next to it is the "North Pole Museum" where you see everything from when "North Pole Village" began. In there are also the first visitors who did not have warm clothing (Floridians). The building with the spinning top is our toy museum. Every toy designed has its instructions kept in this building. Do you know why it has a spinning top on the top of the building?....Because it's the spinning top. Ho, Ho, Ho
Close-up of visitors center.
North Pole Museum
Coal mine. We have 3 types of coal. "Bad", "Badder", and "Baddest"
Rock Candy Mine
Mr. B (our head of security ) keeping an eye out for the Grinch.
This is where they plan Santa's routes on X-mas Eve,
Loading up the sleigh
Naughty or Nice Detective Agency. They keep an eye on you.
Letter distribution center.
Toy Museum.

Reindeer's homes. That's Chet flattened out, again.
Reindeer's being pampered.
Board Game Factory
Sleigh maker and wash.
Reindeer High School
Hot Wheels Factory
Reindeer Middle School
Reindeer Elementary school
Reindeer fly-by diner, Next to it is the reindeer spa. (rub downs, massage, hot tub)


Radio Station
Santa checking everything is okay.
Original home of Mr & Mrs Claus
Bigger House
Design building (where new factories are planned)
Mrs Claus greenhouse (She loves Poinsetters)
Wind-up toy factory



Barbie Doll Factory
Robot Factory (all robots are made here except Decepticons.
Lego factory complex
Lionel trains
Sesame Street Toys like "Tickle Me Elmo"

Gumdrop Factory. Gumdrops grow on trees. When they are young they light up. But as they get old, they stop lighting. These are the ones that are then picked and the juice squeezed out to make the candy.
Chocolate Covered Marshmellow Santas. (Santa's favorite but Mrs Claus now limits Santa to 5 a day)

M& M candy factory. As you can see they grow on trees and after they are picked, they get a hard coating sprayed on them.

Ski slope where elves test the skis

"Cars" test track
Frosty the Snowman's house. He's in charge of the snowman factory.

Snowman and Igloo factories.
NutCracker factory
 Elf town dance hall. They had "Pitbull" singing there for the "After X-mas Party"
Elftown unwanted pets nursery and pony rides. Pluto is in charge of it.
"The elves cousins starred in "The Lord of The Rings"
Showed in theatre during month of December.
McElfin Inn. The elves' cousins the Leprechauns stay here when they visit. They make a great egg nog.
Even Elves go to school. In one week they need to learn every language in the world and how to make a toy or other Christmas related item.
Oh no! The Grinch is sneaking around again. Have to let Mr.B know.


Wood Carving factory
Mr B (short for you know who) watching out for the Grinch
Birdseye view of North Pole layout.





Glitter Factory

Toy Soldier Factory
Gumdrop Factory
Candy Cane Factory

Nutcracker Factory
Loading up a sleigh



CHET!!!!! (He's only a baby)

Planning Santa's Route

North Pole Bank. President of First National North Pole Bank is totally trust worthy. Recommended by Mr. Trump. It's Scrooge McDuck
Christmas past, present, & future chilling out eating.
More distance pics of North Pole











Every year this is set up for the public to come and see it. We have a donation box for Hospice By The Sea. 100% of all money raised goes to this organization.